Here are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. Hi ! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now you say something.
5. Hi, I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
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