Call me old school but what happened to the one way love?
You know like Romeo and Juliet.
When you talk about Romeo, there is nobody nobody nobody else but Juliet that suited him.
OK, maybe it isn't fair to compare the hypothetical lovers to the reality couples.
Their pure passionate love is incomparable.
But these days I always hear either two ways or three ways relationships/scandals at one time.
Exhibit A.
Gossiper 1: Hey, do you remember Carol?
Me: Yeah, Kurt's girlfriend. What about her?
Gossiper 1: I heard she's having a go with Liam if you know what I mean.
Me: What? Really? Is she still with Kurt?
Gossiper 3: Duh, she is. But I heard she's with John.
Gossiper 4: Nah, she's done with John and Liam. She's with Greg now.
Me: But I thought she's with Kurt.
Gossiper 3: She is with Kurt. But then again, I heard she's going out with Jake.
Gossiper 1: I heard that too!
Gossiper 4: Yeah, I think that's the most recent one.
Me: Are we still talking about the same Carol?
Seriously, I miss the one way love. Bring it back please?
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